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The 12 Best Things To Ever Happen On ‘Jersey Shore’

If you know someone who works at MTV, can you please go and check on them? Not merely has 2017 led MTV to create a show call , but today they’re doing a revival. Cabs shouldn’t fucking be here, because we all utilize Uber now.

The title is , that is false advertisements unless Sammi and Ronnie had a kid. The special will include Deena, Pauly Vinny Snooki, and Mike. So like, where is our favorite dater, Sammi you’ll ever meet? Apparently she had been the only one who had something to do, like watch her manicure dry. Whatever bullshit this new show attracts, at least we will not have to pay attention to “Rahhhnnnn stahhhpp” ever again. In fact, I’m kinda unhappy about it.

However, while this reincarnation seems like the worst idea since airing episodes of stopped , will always be remembered as a bright place in the early 2010s. Let’s take a peek recall the most crazy shit that went down, and wonder how many people approved the footage.

When Mike head-butted the wall and needed to wear a neck brace, which was honestly the worst walk of shame anybody on the show did.

When Snooki got arrested for public intoxication and cried the iconic, “I am a fucking excellent person” after conducting on the beach screaming, “Where is the beach?” Same, girlfriend.

For driving like shit when Snooki got with the police.

Cheating on her with Many girls at Bed in Miami when JWoww and Snooki composed the note about Ron to Sammi. Friendship wars did this beginning one of women asking their friends what they would have done in exactly the circumstance? Not enough, likely.

When Ron cleaned Sammi’s shit out of their bedroom all fought about Ron dancing with women at a bar in front of her. If nothing else, gave us a PSA of what an abusive relationship looks like.

When Angelina got fired for refusing to work at the easiest job in the world. I’d pay decent money to find a summer internship this girl complete and try.

The random All fights they got in. Like, what was season two: or more violent of ?

When Snooki got punched in the face

When Sammi punched at for refusing to say he wouldn’t Speak to Jenni 15, Ron

When Jenni punched at for getting her kicked out of a club Mike

When Jenni punched Sammi for talking shit about Snooki and Deena (spoiler alert: we were all thinking what Sammi was saying)

When Snooki threw a bottle at Mike for asserting they hooked up (spoiler alert: he had been telling the truth)

When Ronnie got arrested for punching some rando

So cheers to Jersey Shore, as it or not, MTV has decided it’s T-shirt time yet.  

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