RiRi Is the best garmented wherever she goes, so this is literally the most unsurprising report of all time. This betch took the basic ripped shorts and cistern top Coachella look but constructed it iconic. Its funny that we all rent on Justin Bobby for wearing combat boot to the beach on, but now that homegirl was wearing a full crystal Gucci bodysuit to the damn desert, everyones so down. Days change, I guess.
I heard Hailey Baldwin wearing army pants and a beaded bra thing, so I wore army pants and a beaded bra thing.
Ill let the picstitch slide because this outfit is so good. Last-place time, matching shorts and harvest top determineds were a huge Coachella trend. This time, Hailee gave zero Fs, hop-skip the pants, and redefined matching set to entail a giant T-shirt and coordinating thigh-high boots.
You know when youre get garmented got to go, and sweatpants are all that fit you right now, so you actually genuinely to be taken into account for a second? Well, Justine Skye literally did that at Coachella. Except, theyre holographic sweats with a body chain and a crop crest, which I wouldnt generally advise for anyone on an all carb dietbut for Justine, it’s working.
I never guessed Id miss the days when Katy Perry glued cupcakes to her tits, but here “were about”. She looks like she got locked out of a Macys dressing room while trying on a girl of honor dress after a Zumba class.
Selena typically slays, but apparently, shes caught a bad instance of I just got a new lover so now Im going to dress like shit because Im happy. So boring. Just because Coachella happened during Easter doesn’t mean she can wear an outfit from the Sears Easter sale.
Paris Hilton was wearing a bud crown to Coachella. Thats social suicide. But I entail, I guess thats what happens when youre 36 and fucking clueless but trying to stay relevant. Its kind of like those girls who were a few years older than you in high school and now post selfies from odd angles with the InstaSize watermark in the corner. Its really sad to interpret someone who was once popular with great hair have such a tragic downfall. Oh well.
Kendall looks like she should be complaining about menopause over a pitcher of sangria with Samantha Jones in the first movie. This outfit only doesnt look like it belongs at a festival where everyone else is like, dropping acid and attire rent fishnets and glitter.
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