Can there be any greater feeling than if America has to say farewell to baby Trump to your weekend and then place him in the hands of reliable foreign babysitters?
Needless to say, it is embarrassing when Trump yells his nation throughout the ground or includes a temper tantrum until he has to sit in the cart or hits on somebody else’s spouse in the front of those cameras. However, our fellow soon-to-be-former allies are doing a remarkable job entertaining our president until his parents (Congress) come residence, that appears increasingly like … never.
Oh well. Following is a glance at just how foreign leaders are doing a fantastic job of distracting Trump from adding more sh*t to the swirling storm of political sewage he’s let loose in the home and abroad.
1. They gave him a huge fancy parade to look at!
Trump originally wasn’t likely to attend Bastille Day in Paris before he found out there will be a large parade. Trump loves a parade! Substantial sounds!
2. They allow him take a cart instead of walking. Toot toot!
Trump was spotted taking a golf cart in lieu of walking with the remainder of the foreign leaders in the G-7 summit. Our little guy should have been exhausted.
3. And they let him hit on all of the pretty ladies at the celebration.
Trump informs the First Lady of France, Brigitte Macron: Youre in such good shape beautifulpic.twitter.com/tKCzX15cPl
Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 13, 2017
Trump advised Brigitte Macron that she was in “such great physical form” While Trump’s behavior violated almost universal criteria of human decency, folks knew he’s a child for chrissakes!
4. From the Middle East , they let him perform with the largest shiniest ball they’d had.
The trump orb will not help save you pic.twitter.com/2MwA8Vy1V1
Mr.D TheBonfireMedia (@LordotDragons) June 4, 2017
5. And stay up and dance, way past his bedtime!
It’s Friday night and he’s having fun Trump-G-I-F!
6. Oh the places he went! The strange objects he touched!
“Who paid for you” he whispered. But the old wall retains her secrets. pic.twitter.com/xplQhXvzQ3
Jackie Jennings (@ohhijackie) May 22, 2017
7. Adding his babysitters’ knees!
Ruby Rivlin is , “Dude, is that your hands * in my *knee*?” pic.twitter.com/nsYWmOZaOm
Lisa Goldman (@lisang) May 22, 2017
8. When he drifted off for a nap, they completely understood.
9. Trump can do anything he wants! Say anything he needs! Eat anything he needs!
Anything you can provided that he doesn’t harm … them.
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 14, 2017
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