Let’s start seeing as she’s the only supported pregnancy. Now, if you’ll remember, Kim hired
Offred a surrogate to carry her third child. So obviously, Kim has been living her best life preparing for the baby’s arrival by displaying her semi-nude body every chance she gets. Meanwhile, her surrogate is confined to the cellar of Kris’s Calabasas mansion residing off Kombucha and prenatal vitamins, listening to Kanye’s newest album on loop, and reading aloud the contents of to her stomach at bedtime (I assume). Kim and Kanye will most definitely name their child something such as Savior or Second (as from the next coming) since, allow’therefore face it, they think all of their children are the next coming of Jesus Christ although the only reason Kim isn’t still cleaning out Paris Hilton’s closet is since Kris knew the appropriate people to pimp her out daughter’s sex tape to. Without the pain of childbirth to humble her or the pregnancy weight, when naming this child, Kim will throw subtlety to the end and go all out.
Khloé has allegedly been looking for a baby for longer than I’ve been (legally) allowed to drink. If
she’d impregnate herself with a used condom 2.5 seconds after Tristan Thompson left her flat by a miracle she’s pregnant, then Mazel Tov, I could’t think of a more deserving person for this to occur to. I hope that the baby is going to be as barbarous as she’s. Nevertheless, Khloé will choose a title that reflects how thankful she is for her child. Something that states “I’ve been poking holes in condoms praying for this moment for years. ”
Kourtney’s tough to predict for a lot of reasons. On the 1 hand, she named her two children, Mason and Penelope, comparatively normal names. I’m guessing she let Scott title Reign until she realized that he was on a bender when she went in to labor. That’s the only explanation for that name. But rsquo & Kourtney;s bizarre AF. I wouldn’t put it past her to mention her fourth born after her favorite brand of deodorant. Nevertheless, if it’s a boy I think Kourtney will name him after the father, aka hot version Younes Bendjima, as just one last fuck you to Scott. If the infant’s a girl, I think she’ll name it after herself since she DGAF and understands that she is a queen among peasants and will be her child. She’ll spell it with a “C”, however, to allow it to be different and also as one last fuck you to Kris Jenner.
She & rsquo; s not dumb though it was just made by Kylie out of teen mom territory. In 20 years old, she’s built of pretending that any sort of cosmetics product gave her that face off herself a business. And we’re all falling one seasonal lip kit at a time, for it. *internally yells* Recently, however, Kylie’s needed to contend with the likes of Rihanna, who actually sells quality cosmetics, so I’m convinced Kylie will utilize this baby as some sort of PR stunt because of her beauty kingdom. She’ll name her child something such as Dolce–a name she found on Tumblr, along with her fashion inspiration, and which was among her bestselling lip kits. She’ll come out with a new lip kit based on the child’s eye color or the color of its very first shit and call it “Dolce Like The Ocean” which will make no fucking sense, however you’ll buy it anyhow since it sold out in the first five seconds so that must mean something, RIGHT?! S gender, the title will remain the same: Dolce. She & rsquo; s hoping for a girl, but will keep the title because she’ll be in denial, if it is a boy.
K, if you need me I’ll be here, constantly refreshing every entertainment website in order to find out if we could go one fucking week with no Kardashian pregnancy. I do not have high hopes that Kris or MJ won’t come out fortunate. If anybody can defy science, it is this fucking family.
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