Im Going To Pinterest DIY My Way To A Better Life!

Im a sexy mess. I fully understand that this is what people call being in your twenties but I thought that since I’ve a paper from school which states I will read great, I ought to be able to avoid the sexy messery. No dice! Still quite warmly disheveled. I dont know the way to be an individual.
I believe I might have figured out a remedy, though.

Its known as Pinterest!

It is scientifically proven that in the event that you make your own bookshelf from a ladder you found on the road, you will never perish. The reaper will never take your spirit since he’ll want you on earth, watering the 1 plant you havent killed in your windowsill.

I dont comprehend the difference between a white wine glass and a red wine glass and either way I fill them equally to the tippity top with Angry Orchard cider. I put ice in my pinot noir! I scarf down Wheat Thins using Babybel cheese! Im on my dads health!

But thats okay, since I have a hot glue gun. And it is mine.

Look at this:

This vase went from a simple glass vase to one with golden stripes, and now I wont fight fertility problems in my late 30s as a result of delaying childbearing as an attempt to progress just as much as I can in my career while Im still young. Dont forget to apply the tape!

Now look at this:

With enough craftiness, I could too make these plates which can remind me to live, laugh, and enjoy once all of my life makes me need to do is shout, shout, and lock myself in the bathroom to produce hate-filled poops. Its foolproof.

Thats the way you Pinterest yourself to a better life. If youll excuse me, Im still planning to go spraypaint a piece of lace on a wooden board so that my boyfriend doesnt leave me.

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